What if you woke up tomorrow as a level twenty Druid? Not in a fantasy world. Here. With a lot of pigeons. Wild Shape four times a day, Speak with Animals, Longevity, and a ninth-level spell called Shapechange. You go to a video call as a cat, fly to work as an eagle, take your complaints to the zoo as a lion, and grow half a mile of giant pumpkins. Then you remember the museum has a T. rex skeleton.